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Okay, Schmidt, we’ve been to 11 weddings in a row. That’s too many weddings. I can’t even get into the fridge anymore.




peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite




I don’t want to screw up what I have with you. You’re too important to me.







Bones season 9 Gag Reel (x)



newgirlthings:

New Girl | 4x01 “The Last Wedding” | Preview #5




"do you see that bug-eyed woman over there?"




NEW GIRL Season 4 Premiere "The Last Wedding" Clips




Ted is the only eligible guy here and we are his two best options for procreation. 






I have something she doesn’t have: you guys.